You think I don’t listen to “Mr Blue Sky” three times a day and know exactly what it sounds like? This is just like when Bucky goes into the war museum and sees the Howling CommandosĪnd she’s not an investigative journalist? Julian needs to hire her right now Would he run as a democrat or a republican? He just single handedly defunded the police It’s his dead body, actually I don’t know… OH! *Statue is unveiled* Aw, just like the David Megamind and the fish are definitely lovers He looks like when you give a Sim blue skin Why does the teacher have the hots for Metro Man That (black hole) looks like a trombone a little Mid credits scene? Megamind in the MCU?!?!?! How did they actually make Megamind kinda look like Obama in those “no you can’t” posters Megamind wasn’t joking when he said “PRESENTATION” I just asked everyone if they wanted to do an Over the Hedge BBB and they all cheered Is Metroman’s monologue not an exact copy of the scene at the end of Over the Hedge The scene from the “ no bitches” meme just happened and everyone cheered This one’s for Space Stepmom! You LIED to her!!! Watching him kick his little robot feet in the water while he waits. Just realized the graffiti outside Megamind’s hideout says “go away no one lives here” and that made me giggleīuzzed 1 just goes “oh my god…it’s snotty boy glow up”Įveryone is now arguing over whether or not this is in fact the real Mr Blue Sky (it is NOT)īored 3 is currently trying to explain to me what the Omegaverse is and something is telling me I’m glad I didn’t know this existedīaked 2 is moaning and whispering “he needs love” How much did they have to pay for that Karate Kid reference Somebody said that Roxanne’s a simp for Metroman, but if anybody’s a simp it’s Hal This movie was truly unappreciated in its time I’ve been quoting on and off this whole time and no one’s told me to stop yetīaked 1 has never seen this movie before and I’m so excited to see them react to the plot twist coming up If my name was Roxanne and somebody called me Roxaroo I would vomit. “His heart is an ocean that’s inside a bigger ocean” is my mom’s favorite line I could honestly quote this entire movie word for word You guys I’m so excited for this right now you have no ideaīaked 1 goes “wait is this the guy from Elf?”īaby Metroman was the blueprint for Boss Baby tell me I’m wrong Megamind is the only blue life that matters. Megamind has a soul patch, anything he says is out the window. Megamind kind of looks like Neil Patrick Harris? I want to sink my teeth into one of those gold bars.īest Marlon Brando tribute I’ve ever seen. Jonah Hill got cast as the ‘ugly inside-and-out’ guy who they MODELED after his physical appearance and he just went with it. This has the best writing I’ve ever seen in a kid’s movie … some would argue it’s not even a kid’s movie. Somewhere between crafting prose and absolute beer mode. Megamind and Minion saw Roxanne and said “we’ve been watching you from across the room and really dig your vibe. Fits perfectly given that David Cross is the minion and Megamind is … blue. Thinking about the “I blue myself” joke from Arrested Development. Except the craft is doing crime, not playing the drums. This is more like “Whiplash” than I ever imagined it could be - the toxic, yet inescapable mentor-student relationship. Just learned that JK Simmons plays the Warden. If someone could let me know where Metroman gets his chin implants I’d be very interested to know. Never has a film so comprehensively deconstructed the hubris of man and tied it up in a gorgeously succinct blue-tinted, big-headed ribbon. I find myself laughing at the idea of watching this film, but that feeling quickly turns to dust when the title card flashes. Something about Megamind is so indecipherably subversive. Hal listens to Juice WRLD and xxxtentacion Wheb will my wefwection show who i am insideĮverything Hal says is so well-designed to piss me the fuck off It’s amazing he still has a cape in pajamaz There’s like three-way tension between roxanne minion and megamind already
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